Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others ¬†always the man.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”¬† Proverbs 3: 5-6