Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Favorite Verses

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.