Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave – Shop Mechanic

Krazy Dave

The squeaky wheel gets the oil, so does all the Lizard Tails fleet. Can’t pick up any cars if there aren’t any working trucks…Crazy Dave makes sure that Lizard Lick wins the battle when it comes to getting that repo!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.