Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave – Shop Mechanic

Krazy Dave

The squeaky wheel gets the oil, so does all the Lizard Tails fleet. Can’t pick up any cars if there aren’t any working trucks…Crazy Dave makes sure that Lizard Lick wins the battle when it comes to getting that repo!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronosophy

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.