Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave – Shop Mechanic

Krazy Dave

The squeaky wheel gets the oil, so does all the Lizard Tails fleet. Can’t pick up any cars if there aren’t any working trucks…Crazy Dave makes sure that Lizard Lick wins the battle when it comes to getting that repo!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Favorite Verses

“Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.