Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave – Shop Mechanic

Krazy Dave

The squeaky wheel gets the oil, so does all the Lizard Tails fleet. Can’t pick up any cars if there aren’t any working trucks…Crazy Dave makes sure that Lizard Lick wins the battle when it comes to getting that repo!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ‘em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Favorite Verses

“If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9

Dirt Word

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.