Error 404 - Page Not Found!

Sorry, the page you requested could not be found.

Big Lizard Wisdom

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Favorite Verses

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Dirt Word

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.