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No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |