|Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.|
|Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.|
|I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.|
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
|Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.|