|We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.|
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
|It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.|
|You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.|
|Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.|