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Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Dirt Word

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?


How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?


If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.