|The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”|
|If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.|
|Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?|
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
|If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen.|