|If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.|
|The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely.|
|You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.|
|Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.|
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.