|A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.|
|Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.|
|After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.|
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.