Weddings

Are you getting Married?

Do you want to have a ceremony that everyone will remember?  Have Revelation Ron help you tie the knot.  Ron is an ordained Evangelist and is legal to marry in the state Of North Carolina.  The Lick is now hosting weddings at the Lizard Lick Office.

Here is your chance to get married at Lizard Lick with Ron’s name on your marriage certificate.  Amy will attend all services with Ronnie so you will get the chance to spend some time with them after the ceremony.  Ceremony times are up to 1 hour long maximum.  Up to 10 guest max not including children.

You can get married on the rollback if you would like.  Those would be very memorable wedding photos.  We will strive to make your wedding an event you will never forget.  Fill out the form below and you will be contacted for more info.

Get Married at the Lick

Do you need wedding rings for the event.  Get your custom rings made by the same people that make jewelry for the Lick!  Check out our friends at Titanium Buzz

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.