Weddings

Are you getting Married?

Do you want to have a ceremony that everyone will remember?  Have Revelation Ron help you tie the knot.  Ron is an ordained Evangelist and is legal to marry in the state Of North Carolina.  The Lick is now hosting weddings at the Lizard Lick Office.

Here is your chance to get married at Lizard Lick with Ron’s name on your marriage certificate.  Amy will attend all services with Ronnie so you will get the chance to spend some time with them after the ceremony.  Ceremony times are up to 1 hour long maximum.  Up to 10 guest max not including children.

You can get married on the rollback if you would like.  Those would be very memorable wedding photos.  We will strive to make your wedding an event you will never forget.  Fill out the form below and you will be contacted for more info.

Get Married at the Lick

Do you need wedding rings for the event.  Get your custom rings made by the same people that make jewelry for the Lick!  Check out our friends at Titanium Buzz

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Ronism

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.

Ronosophy

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.