"I have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33)

Lizard Lick State

Lizard Lick Fishing

Hunting Club Tees

Powerlifting Tees

Lizard Lick Road Hogs

Lizard Lick State University
White - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!

BONUS: Keeps ya cool in the long hot Lizard Lick summer!

Lizard Lick State University
Yellow - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!

BONUS: Doesn't show dribbled Lizard Lick lemonade stains!

Lizard Lick State University
Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!

BONUS: Doesn't show dirt from rolling around the Lick!

Lizard Lick Fishing Club
Dark Blue - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Don't go fishin' without it!
Comfy dark blue tees are GUARANTEED* to catch fish!

* At least, that's what Ron said...

Lizard Lick Hunting Club
Safety Orange - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Prestigious Club Colors!
Be part of the PREMIER HUNT CLUB in the whole US of A!

BONUS: Deer love orange! Again, so said Ron...

Lizard Lick powerlifting Club
Dark Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Feel the burn!
Be part of the Club that claims Amy "Firecracker" Vaughn as one of it's own!

BONUS: Adds 20 pounds to your deadlift (so says AMY...)

Lizard Lick Road Hog Club
Black - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Lizard Lick knows hogs!

We're not sure what those two wheeled thingies are in the pics - but we DO KNOW HOGS!

Fundermont Airlines
Dark Green - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

The Official Airline of Lizard Lick
Fly the friendly skies of Lizard Lick with Pilot Jasper!

NOTE: Schedules highly dependent on crop dusting jobs...

Lizard Pocketful
Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Get ya a whole pocket full 'o lizard!

Your pocket FULL of lizard reminds everyone of where this shirt hails from in a bold way!

Child's Teenage Mutant Ninja Lizards
Blue - Logo on back

COWABUNGA LICKERS!
Why should turtles have all the fun?? Besides, we know for a fact that a lizard will kick a turtle's butt ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! BRING IT ON AMPHIBS!

BONUS: Wearers can attack unnoticed from above!*

* Only valid on sunny clear days in Lizard Lick

Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery (Short Sleeve)
White - Logo on back (Orange Lettering)

Who ya gonna call?
Straight forward Lizard Lick Towing Tee - short sleeve!

BONUS: Has office number right on chest so you can quickly call when your '73 Pinto breaks down!
Free calls to Lizard Lick Fire Dept!

Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery (Long Sleeve)
White - Logo on back (Orange Lettering)

Who ya gonna call?
Straight forward Lizard Lick Towing Tee - Long sleeve!

BONUS: Keeps yer arms warmer while waiting for us to tow yer heap!

Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery (Short Sleeve)
Black - Logo on back (Orange or White Lettering)

Same benes as above except in black!

PLUS - HIDES OIL STAINS FROM THE LAST TIME YA CHANGED YER OWN OIL!

Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery (Long Sleeve)
Black - Logo on back (Orange or White Lettering)

We reckon you've got the idea by now - in Long Sleeve..

Lizard Lick Pirate Yacht Club
Blue - Emblem on chest - Logo on back

Ahoy matey!
Batten down the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! And do it all in style with your own Official Lizard Lick Yacht Club T!

Mayor Wood tells us that the Yacht Club was founded by famed Carolina yachtsman Edward Teach - AKA "Blackbeard". We're not sure how he got the "Queen Anne's Revenge" this far UP the creek, but...

Lizard Lick Towing Hat

PUT A LID ON IT!
Black cap with LLTR logo (and helpful phone number) with camo bill.

Perfect for daily business wear!*

* If you happen to work in Lizard Lick.

Lizard Lick Hat

The OFFICIAL Lizard Lick Cap!

Let 'em know you're a person of class! Let 'em know you're a person of style! Let 'em know you're a person to be RECKONED WITH!

And when you're not doing that, wear this cap!

BONUS: Hides bedhead like nobody's business!

Get your own Lizard Lick gear!

The Lizard has assembled the ultimate collection of Lizard Lick merchandise for you! People have been stopping at Lizard Lick for years to pick up shirts, hats and pretty much anything that says "Lizard Lick" on it.

We've got it all together right here for you! We have Lizard Lick Towing T-shirts and Polo shirts, Lizard Lick Towing caps, and we're always coming up with something new.

Repo says buy somethin'!

We of course also try to support our local favorites, so you can ALSO get your Lizard Lick Hunting Club, Lizard Lick Fishing Club, Lizard Lick Powerlifting Club and Lizard Lick State University Tees! We also have Lizard Lick shot glasses and tumblers.

All of our shirts are made in the USA from premium blend materials. All shirts come in a variety of sizes, so make sure you note what size you want.

We use PayPal™ to keep things simple! After you've added all the items you want to your PayPal™ cart, just checkout. You will be taken to the PayPal™ site. Complete your purchase by either logging into your current PayPal account or creating a new one. As soon as the payment clears, your order will be shipped! Don't make the Lizard REPO your shirt!

Get your OWN LLTR shirt!

Lizard Lick Bracelets
	Wrap yer wrist in something fancy! Colorful Lizard Lick bracelets in a variety of colors. What are the Jones' wearing today? Put 'em in their place right NOW! These bracelets proudly say "I HAVE 2 bucks to spend!
	$2 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Coozie Can Hugger
	So how to keep yer CoCola cold? When yer munchin' your pack 'o nabs and suckin' down some cold CoCola, what better to have than yer own coozie to keep it cold!
	$3 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Ceramic Coffee Mug
	Sip yer morning java Lizard style! We guarantee that yer coffee is gonna taste BETTER than ever before outta this mug!* * This is one of those "Ron said" things again...
	$5 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Pens
	Write RIGHT! Leave one of these high quality pens around the office and it's guaranteed to start a conversation! After everyone has left, you can slither in and retrieve it!
	$1 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Stoneware Coffee Mug
	Mug that goes the distance! UNLIKE that stupid #88 mug we got last week. The handle fell off a few sips before the end of the coffee and it smashed into a thousand pieces on the floor. Another "DNS" (Did Not Sip). Thanks a heap #88.
	$18 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Shotglass
(6 pictured - price is for 1 shot glass)	The Shootin' Lizard We here in the Lick normally drink ours straight out of the mason jar, but if you have to have some lesser swill - use one of these!
	$4 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Magnet
	Animal Magnetism! Well, LIZARD magnetism! We figure the cool Lizard will attract you! (That was SOOOO bad...) Great for those friends that collect magnets. We pretty much guarantee that no one will already have one.
	$2 each (plus s/h)
Lizard Lick Keychain
	Soon to be Collector's Item! Be the first on your block to sport the snazzy Lizard Lick keychain. Each keychain is numbered! It's the same number on all of 'em, but hey, what can you expect? Guaranteed to increase in value!!!* * This was a Ron thing again...
	$4 each (plus s/h)

All orders will be shipped out within 5 business days of payment clearing. Orders are shipped from our home office in Lizard Lick, NC by UPS or USPS depending on destination and merchandise ordered. Shipping will be calculated at checkout.

Return Policy: Returns are only accepted if merchandise is damaged or merchandise received is not what has been ordered. We do everything possible to ensure that everything is shipped correctly. Contact us if there is an issue with your shipment.

Prices do not include shipping and handling!


	Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a tractor. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. Every path has a few puddles. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Insights into Revelation Ron's Mind


	If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about half an acre


	What you ought to say is, "If the Lord wants us to, we will live and do this or that." Otherwise you are boasting about your own plans, and all such boasting is evil. (James 4:15-16)


	When you are on the right path never look back--For What you were is Only a Shadow of what you are Now and what you are now Is only a Glimmer of what you will Become--

The Lizard Lair Lot

I have SOOO had it with this Halloween crap.

The lizard RULES!

The girls and Brian contemplate the still offerrings...

I guess Porsche owners run out of money too

Repo stang


	LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.


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