Buy Lizard Lick Merchandise "I have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33)

The Lizard Store - NEW ITEMS!

New Shirts! New Hats! New Shot Glasses, Pens & Magnets! Check out the Lizard Store pronto! Bigger and better than ever with new "radified" designs for all our Lick fans!!!! The Got Lick shirts are going fast, so order yours now!
 
Shirts are available in sizes from small to 5XL and in Red, Pink, Black, and White!

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New RAD Caps
Check out the NEW merch!
New Caps. New Shirts. Same Lick.
Book the Ronster for your next event!

Repo Ron a.k.a. Revelation Ron, and now, REVEREND RON - Schedule now!

Ron & Co get a lot of requests for appearances, weddings, seminars, meet & greets, and about anything else you can think of, so... We decided to just go ahead and make it official.

Book Ron or Team Lizard (including Amy and Bobby) for your events. Ron loves to speak (how well we know) about a variety of topics and would love to share some of his insights, revelations or general opinions with your group! Ron, Amy and Bobby are all available to travel straight to your hometown! Please email LizardLickEvents@gmail.com to check Ron’s schedule or book your event today!

Speaking of appearances...

Revelation Ron on TruTV Thursday Night

Catch Reverend Ron hosting TruTV's "World's Dumbest Drivers" at 9pm Thursday August 26th, 2010. This is going to be good! Heck he might even spot his next repo in this batch of clowns!!!
 
So what did the rest of the cast of WDD think about the "Ronisms"?
Find out now on TruTV. (new window)
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"Radified" is here. Ron says these shirts are OFF THE HOOK! (We're not sure that's a particularly good thing when it comes from a towing guy though.)


IF you have ordered back-ordered items (boy that's a snoutfull), ITEMS WILL SHIP SEPARATELY!


Got Lick? We HAS it!!!
Dark Gray - Logo on back
Got Lick - Dark Gray Shirt
So, if you're really questioning what you can buy your friend that has everything?
 
Well, do they have LICK? Now they can. Show everyon that you indeed "Got Lick".
 
Repo asked me to tell Brian THANKS for the reverse purple nurple. Did you think about just saying "Stay"?
 
Available from Small - 5XL
 
Adult Sizes

Bobby's Own - GET LICKED!
Gray - Logo on back
Got Lick - Dark Gray Shirt
Bobby swears by these things.
 
They are imbued with mystical, magical properties: wards off brooms, shotguns, pizza, even freaky people with tattoos all over their head.
 
At least that's what Bobby thinks, and we don't want to burst his bubble.
 
Available from Small - 3XL
 
Adult Sizes

Bobby's Own - GET LICKED!
PINK - Logo on back
Get Licked - Pink Shirt
The Pink "Get Licked" Tee
 
Ideal for the gals out there. Also real handy when you need to blend in and do a repo in surroundings like, oh, nail salons, coffee clatches, general girl's nights out - even your neighborhood biker bar*.
 
*Let us know how THAT works out for ya.
 
Available from Small - XL
 
Adult Sizes

You've Been Licked!
Red - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
You've Been LICKED! tshirt Red
If YOU'VE been licked - let 'em know that you've been LICKED by the BEST!
 
And if you haven't been licked, at least you'll be ready if it ever DOES happen!
 
These red t-shirts do a fine job of covering up the red in ANYONE'S neck. Notice how normal Bobby's looks?
 
Available from Small - 5XL
 
Adult Sizes

You've Been Licked!
Pink - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
You've Been LICKED! teeshirt Pink
A whole lotta lickin' goin' on!
 
For the feminine side in ya. Well, doesn't really HAVE to be just a lady's thing. Guys look good in the pink one too - says Ron.
 
Pink - NOT JUST FOR WOMEN! We got Bobby into one. Like YOU'RE gonna say something to him?
 
Available from Small - 5XL
 
Adult Sizes

You've Been Licked!
White - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
You've Been LICKED! t-shirt Pink
If you're a "classic" kind of person - something not too rad
 
This shirt is a little lower key - amazing for our stuff - but some people don't scream "I'M HERE!"
 
Classic White Tee Shirt - Get yours today!
 
*Amy and Bobby NOT included.
 
Available from Small - 5XL
 
Adult Sizes

You've Been Licked!
Black - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
You've Been Licked Tshirt - Black
The Black YBL Tee
 
Perfect for the RUG* in everyone!
Just add the beanie cap (to right) and you're ready for a big ol' Lizard Lick night!
 
* RUG - "Redneck Thug" (Amyism)
 
Available from Small - 5XL
 
Adult Sizes

Lizard Pocketful
Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick Pocket  Lizard Lick Pocket
Get ya a whole pocket full o' lizard!
 
Your pocket FULL of lizard reminds everyone of where this shirt hails from in a bold way!
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick State University
White - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick State University  Lizard Lick State University
Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!
 
BONUS: Keeps ya cool in the long hot Lizard Lick summer!
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick State University
Yellow - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick State University  Lizard Lick State University
Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!
 
BONUS: Doesn't show dribbled Lizard Lick lemonade stains!
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick State University
Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick State University  Lizard Lick State University
Show your school spirit!
These comfy tees let everyone know just what kind of education YOU got!
 
BONUS: Doesn't show dirt from rolling around the Lick!
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick Hunting Club
Safety Orange - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick Hunting Club  Lizard Lick Hunting Club
Prestigious Club Colors!
Be part of the PREMIER HUNT CLUB in the whole US of A!
 
BONUS: Deer love orange! Again, so said Ron...
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick Road Hog Club
Black - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick Road Hog Club  Lizard Lick Road Hog Club
Lizard Lick knows hogs!
 
We're not sure what those two wheeled thingies are in the pics - but we DO KNOW HOGS!
 
Adult Sizes

Child's Teenage Mutant Ninja Lizards
Blue - Logo on back
Ninja Lizards
COWABUNGA LICKERS! 
Why should turtles have all the fun?? Besides, we know for a fact that a lizard will kick a turtle's butt ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! BRING IT ON AMPHIBS!
 
BONUS: Wearers can attack unnoticed from above!*
 
* Only valid on sunny clear days in Lizard Lick
Child Sizes

Fundermont Airlines
Dark Green - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Fundermont Airlines  Fundermont Airlines
The Official Airline of Lizard Lick
Fly the friendly skies of Lizard Lick with Pilot Jasper!
 
NOTE: Schedules highly dependent on crop dusting jobs...
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick powerlifting Club
Dark Gray - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick powerlifting Club  Lizard Lick Powerlifting Club
Feel the burn!
Be part of the Club that claims "Firecracker" Vaughn as one of it's own!
 
BONUS: Adds 20 pounds to your deadlift (so says Firecracker herself...)
Adult Sizes

Lizard Lick Pirate Yacht Club
Blue - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick Pirate Yacht Club  Lizard Lick Pocket
Ahoy matey!
Batten down the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! And do it all in style with your own Official Lizard Lick Yacht Club T!
Mayor Wood tells us that the Yacht Club was founded by famed Carolina yachtsman Edward Teach - AKA "Blackbeard". We're not sure how he got the "Queen Anne's Revenge" this far UP the creek, but...
Sizes


Lizard Lick Fishing Club
Dark Blue - Emblem on chest - Logo on back
Lizard Lick Fishing Club  Lizard Lick Fishing Club
Don't go fishin' without it!
Comfy dark blue tees are GUARANTEED* to catch fish!
 
* At least, that's what Ron said...
Adult Sizes


 
About the Lizard Store

Get your own Lizard Lick gear!

The Lizard has assembled the ultimate collection of Lizard Lick merchandise for you! People have been stopping at Lizard Lick for years to pick up shirts, hats and pretty much anything that says "Lizard Lick" on it.

We've got it all together right here for you! We have Lizard Lick Towing T-shirts and Polo shirts, Lizard Lick Towing caps, and we're always coming up with something new.

Repo says buy somethin'!
Repo says buy somethin'!
We of course also try to support our local favorites, so you can ALSO get your Lizard Lick Hunting Club, Lizard Lick Fishing Club, Lizard Lick Powerlifting Club and Lizard Lick State University Tees! We also have Lizard Lick shot glasses and tumblers.

All of our shirts are made in the USA from premium blend materials. All shirts come in a variety of sizes, so make sure you note what size you want.

We use PayPal™ to keep things simple! After you've added all the items you want to your PayPal™ cart, just checkout. You will be taken to the PayPal™ site. Complete your purchase by either logging into your current PayPal account or creating a new one. As soon as the payment clears, your order will be shipped! Don't make the Lizard REPO your shirt!

Get your OWN LLTR shirt!
Get your OWN LLTR shirt!
Buy MORE Lizard  stuff online!

LLTR Fitted Ball Cap
Orange - with LLTR Hook Logo
These things ARE the bomb!
 
Sporting the new Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery Hook Logo
 
These hats are fitted, NOT one-size-fits-all, so order appropriately. Ron checked 'em out and the Medium-Large size fit even his big ol' melon. If you can wrap THAT gourd in Medium-Large, it should fit even the biggest head.
 
Color / Sizes

LLTR Get SHOT(glasses that is)
LLTR shot glasses!
LLTR Shot Glasses - The OFFICIAL Drinking Apparatus of LLTR
Just like yer drinking with Bobby & Ron!
 
Well without the bellowing, roaring and obligatory wrestling... And you probably won't hear the ever popular, "Hey Bo! Watch this!" And you'll miss out on arguing who's going for more beer... and snacks. And you won't get to hear Amy yell at Bobby to remember to lift the seat or she'll stomp him into a greasy spot on the floor (and she will)... And..
 
Okay, so maybe it's NOT quite like drinkin' with the boys from the Lick... but you can still get the glasses! Order 'em now while the ordering's good!
 
Just 5 dollars each. (plus s/h)
3 in picture
 

LLTR Beanie Knit Cap
Black - with Blue LLTR Hook Logo
Ron in one of the LLTR Black Beanie Hats
When you absolutely need to intimidate someone RIGHT NOW!
 
Ron preparing to intimidate a Grizzly Bear.
 
One size fits all knit cap in black only with the blue LLTR Hook Logo If you want something simple to just wear around town, out to the opera, church on Sunday, late night mugging, whatever, this is the hat for you.
 
Just $12 measely bucks! (plus s/h)
 

LLTR RAD Cap
Black - Orange, Black, or Pink
LLTR Rad Caps
The new line of RAD Caps!!!
 
One size fits all ball cap style hat in your choice of colors!
 
LLTR Rad Caps    LLTR Rad Caps    LLTR Rad Caps
 
Colors

Lizard Lick Bracelet Bands
Lizard Lick Bracelets
For the kids - and big kids!
 
Yup, they're all the rage now. Bracelets. In every shape and color. So what kind of outfit would WE be if we didn't let you wrap yer wrist in your own official Lizard Lick bracelet?
 
While it is a bit hard to see, each bracelet features a raised, "Lizard Lick, NC". Only available in GREEN!
$3 each (plus s/h)

Lizard Lick Coozie Can Hugger
Lizard Lick Coozie Can Hugger
So how to keep yer CoCola cold?
 
When yer munchin' your pack 'o nabs and suckin' down some cold CoCola, what better to have than yer own coozie to keep it cold!
$3 each (plus s/h)

The Official 8x10 Glossy
The Official 8x10 Glossy Photo
We're not raving egomaniacs - but we sure DO get a lot of requests for these.
 
They actually aren't glossy, but they have a matte finish. IF you want signatures on there, let us know when you order it and we'll get it signed before we send it on out!!
$5 each (plus $2 s/h)
Style

Lizard Lick License Plate
Lizard Lick License Plate
Be the first on yer block to sport yer own Lizard Lick License plate!
 
$10 each (plus s/h)

Checkout and Shipping Information

All orders will be shipped out within 5 business days of payment clearing. Orders are shipped from our home office in Lizard Lick, NC by UPS or USPS depending on destination and merchandise ordered. Shipping will be calculated at checkout.

Return Policy: Returns are only accepted if merchandise is damaged or merchandise received is not what has been ordered. We do everything possible to ensure that everything is shipped correctly. Contact us if there is an issue with your shipment.

Prices do not include shipping and handling! (Shipping is shown on Paypal at checkout)


 
Big Lizard Wisdom
  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes.
  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
  • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  • I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
  • Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
  • I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
  • Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
  • Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
  • Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

 
Favorite Verses
Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him. For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him. (Romans 6:8-9)
Dirt Verse of the Day
When you are on the right path never look back--For What you were is Only a Shadow of what you are Now and what you are now Is only a Glimmer of what you will Become--
Misc cool pics
  
You can TRY the genie thing, but I still think you're gonna have to go repo 'em yourselves.
You can TRY the genie thing, but I still think you're gonna have to go repo 'em yourselves.
 
Patty - as sweet as she looks in the picture.
Patty - as sweet as she looks in the picture.
 
Geared up for sportsman type huntin'
Geared up for sportsman type huntin'
 
No, REALLY Gabe, I DON'T recognize you.
No, REALLY Gabe, I DON'T recognize you.
 
Amy in a lizard tail
Amy in a lizard tail
 
Lizard Lick NC Repo Company Overview Graphic
LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery, LLC
2605 Hwy 97 · Lizard Lick, NC 27591
919·365·4388
info@LizardLickTowing.com
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