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Repo Ron a.k.a. Revelation Ron, and now, REVEREND RON - Schedule now!

Ron & Co get a lot of requests for appearances, weddings, seminars, meet & greets, and about anything else you can think of, so... We decided to just go ahead and make it official.

Book Ron or Team Lizard (including Amy and Bobby) for your events. Ron loves to speak (how well we know) about a variety of topics and would love to share some of his insights, revelations or general opinions with your group! Ron, Amy and Bobby are all available to travel straight to your hometown! Please email LizardLickEvents@gmail.com to check Ron’s schedule or book your event today!

Speaking of appearances...

Revelation Ron on TruTV Thursday Night

Catch Reverend Ron hosting TruTV's "World's Dumbest Drivers" at 9pm Thursday August 26th, 2010. This is going to be good! Heck he might even spot his next repo in this batch of clowns!!!
 
So what did the rest of the cast of WDD think about the "Ronisms"?
Find out now on TruTV. (new window)
Renaissance Redneck

REVELATION

I sit again on the brink of destiny, apprehension separating the waves of validation
Calculating the improbable existence of the life I have cremated aimlessly
Self condemnation running ramped about the waters edge as I contemplate diving
The Mythical promise of a society that embraces the apathy of surrealism
Bounces endlessly amid the cancerous thoughts imbedded beneath my views
The horizon darkens as the waters churn feverishly with obliteration and resolution
The boundaries of my insight relinquished to darkness as the Water dries my thoughts
In the Midst of the chaos I see a beacon, beaming across the vast and endless desert
I focus on its luminous illusions, failing to see the tsunami of annihilation at its heels
I leap in to feel the exuberance of self gratification and senseless earthly worth
Only to be meet with a stream of warm invalidation, dripping slowly from the clouds
I search immediately for its source, fighting through the societal elites churned wake
Ripping into false beliefs, gorging my mind on idiosyncrasies and failed success
The dismal realization is that my grasp is week, so I slaughter those stronger than me
In the night when the wicked roam and the good rest I swim the oceans of opportunity
Facilitating the Insane belief that the warmth comes from the Victory of the Struggle
The I in my Eye is now Blind and The Vessel has no mental compass or visual rudder
So I fall to the mercy of those I have slain and their Teeth Knash at my mortal flesh
Can the Undone be Overcome by the unseen Sin Hiding deep within our Chaotic Evil
Only Earthly Desires seem to Engulf our Spiritual Insight Blinding us to the Darkness
When Finally a Beacon Pierces the Light That Surrounds the Abyss of Indulgence
Allowing us to Facilitate an Obscured Position on the Dead End Road to Nirvana
I Run Breathlessly at a Frantic Stand Still Not Hearing what Appears Before Me
My sight is Overtaken by the Voices of Discontent and the Cowering Shrieks of Belief
A New Dawn Sinks into Horizon of Commonness, Complacently corrupts the Masses
Revelation has Erupted from Existence it Stems the Onset of Unmitigated Puppetry
Follow Blindly with your Eyes wide Shut Behind the Direction of a Deaf Conductor
Into the streamline of Modern Fallacy depicted as the Cornerstone of Manipulation
Simplicity Bloodily lines its Mortal Face and Defiling Lava runs its Corse Veins
Its Moto Is Etched into the Fabric of Most Civilized Carnivorous Vegetarians
To Succeed your must succumb the Social Clandestine of Blinders and Belief
To Achieve Nothing in a Thankless Society with the Illusion you have Peaked
Simply Follow the Crowd of Acceptance and sit on the Boat of Normalcy
As I Sit Again on the Brink Of Destiny, Watching the Next Waves of Attack Brew

talkin lizard
Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Favorite Verses
My son, keep your father's commands and do not forsake your mother's teaching. (Proverbs 6:20)
Dirt Verse of the Day
When you are on the right path never look back--For What you were is Only a Shadow of what you are Now and what you are now Is only a Glimmer of what you will Become--
Misc cool pics
  
No, REALLY Gabe, I DON'T recognize you.
No, REALLY Gabe, I DON'T recognize you.
 
Gabe and Repo
Gabe and Repo
 
The boys.
The boys.
 
I have SOOO had it with this Halloween crap.
I have SOOO had it with this Halloween crap.
 
Amy with a repo boat
Amy with a repo boat
 
Lizard Lick NC Repo Company Overview Graphic
LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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