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REVELATION

I sit again on the brink of destiny, apprehension separating the waves of validation
Calculating the improbable existence of the life I have cremated aimlessly
Self condemnation running ramped about the waters edge as I contemplate diving
The Mythical promise of a society that embraces the apathy of surrealism
Bounces endlessly amid the cancerous thoughts imbedded beneath my views
The horizon darkens as the waters churn feverishly with obliteration and resolution
The boundaries of my insight relinquished to darkness as the Water dries my thoughts
In the Midst of the chaos I see a beacon, beaming across the vast and endless desert
I focus on its luminous illusions, failing to see the tsunami of annihilation at its heels
I leap in to feel the exuberance of self gratification and senseless earthly worth
Only to be meet with a stream of warm invalidation, dripping slowly from the clouds
I search immediately for its source, fighting through the societal elites churned wake
Ripping into false beliefs, gorging my mind on idiosyncrasies and failed success
The dismal realization is that my grasp is week, so I slaughter those stronger than me
In the night when the wicked roam and the good rest I swim the oceans of opportunity
Facilitating the Insane belief that the warmth comes from the Victory of the Struggle
The I in my Eye is now Blind and The Vessel has no mental compass or visual rudder
So I fall to the mercy of those I have slain and their Teeth Knash at my mortal flesh
Can the Undone be Overcome by the unseen Sin Hiding deep within our Chaotic Evil
Only Earthly Desires seem to Engulf our Spiritual Insight Blinding us to the Darkness
When Finally a Beacon Pierces the Light That Surrounds the Abyss of Indulgence
Allowing us to Facilitate an Obscured Position on the Dead End Road to Nirvana
I Run Breathlessly at a Frantic Stand Still Not Hearing what Appears Before Me
My sight is Overtaken by the Voices of Discontent and the Cowering Shrieks of Belief
A New Dawn Sinks into Horizon of Commonness, Complacently corrupts the Masses
Revelation has Erupted from Existence it Stems the Onset of Unmitigated Puppetry
Follow Blindly with your Eyes wide Shut Behind the Direction of a Deaf Conductor
Into the streamline of Modern Fallacy depicted as the Cornerstone of Manipulation
Simplicity Bloodily lines its Mortal Face and Defiling Lava runs its Corse Veins
Its Moto Is Etched into the Fabric of Most Civilized Carnivorous Vegetarians
To Succeed your must succumb the Social Clandestine of Blinders and Belief
To Achieve Nothing in a Thankless Society with the Illusion you have Peaked
Simply Follow the Crowd of Acceptance and sit on the Boat of Normalcy
As I Sit Again on the Brink Of Destiny, Watching the Next Waves of Attack Brew

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Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Favorite Verses

"No weapon forged against you will prevail,and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and this is their vindication from me,"declares the LORD.
Dirt Verse of the Day
We always talk about the beauty of watching a sunrise yet the Sun has never risen nor will it in the future-see the earth turns while the sun remains still stop looking at your life waiting for something great to happen and realize that we are the ones that have to continue moving to get there then you dont have to wait on happiness you can run towards Him daily its you perception that determines your destination.
Misc cool pics
  
Amy with a repo boat
Amy with a repo boat
 
The girls go trollin' for lizards
The girls go trollin' for lizards
 
Amy in a lizard tail
Amy in a lizard tail
 
Ron with a pocketful of lizard - no pun intended
Ron with a pocketful of lizard - no pun intended
 
Amazing what can be done with white paint!
Amazing what can be done with white paint!
 
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LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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