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SALVATION

My Mind Has A Grasp On A Memory It Refuses to Relinquish
I Search Feverishly For Its Meaning, Only to Uncover Planted
Answers Obscured with the Sanctimony of my Beliefs. I Invade
the Abysmal Chambers of my Existence, Driven by Fervid
Emotion, Trying to Unleash the Waves of Recollection so That the
Answers Flow Rapidly into My Minds Understanding, Barricaded
Corridors are All I Encounter, Each Island of Sanity that I Walk Upon
Fades Back Into my Sea of Insanity, I Have Become
Married to a False Ideology, I Willingly Adapted to the Mindset of Those
whom Seek not to Destroy me, Rather Control my Mental Anguish
by Twisting my Convictions into a Serene Lake of Deception
I Discover a Horrid Realization; I only seek the Paths of my Peers
So I Lay My Feet at the Head of the Dynasty of Destruction
My Solitude has Festered into a Plethora of Political Fallacies
Deceit of self Has become the Beacon of Enlightenment
Why Harness the Spirit of Salvation due to Jealous Overtones
For the Blinders of Self Gratification Steam with Intent
Supposed Leaders are Simply Misdirecting Puppeteers
Whose Strings have evolved into Nueces of Impalement
Take Heed on the Concourse of Rapidly Approaching Statues
For the Realization of Direction by Those Who Lead
Have Simply become the Cliché Dead End of Endowment

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Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Deep in thought - Ron Shirley
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron
Favorite Verses

"No weapon forged against you will prevail,and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and this is their vindication from me,"declares the LORD.
Dirt Verse of the Day
We always talk about the beauty of watching a sunrise yet the Sun has never risen nor will it in the future-see the earth turns while the sun remains still stop looking at your life waiting for something great to happen and realize that we are the ones that have to continue moving to get there then you dont have to wait on happiness you can run towards Him daily its you perception that determines your destination.
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Our favorite leprachaun!
Our favorite leprachaun!
 
Amy and Patty in the Lizard Lick Hunt Club
Amy and Patty in the Lizard Lick Hunt Club
 
Repo want treat!
Repo want treat!
 
SGM Drew Yates - representing us in Afghanistan! Thanks Drew!
SGM Drew Yates - representing us in Afghanistan! Thanks Drew!
 
I guess Porsche owners run out of money too
I guess Porsche owners run out of money too
 
Lizard Lick NC Repo Company Overview Graphic
LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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