"I have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33)

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Repo Ron a.k.a. Revelation Ron, and now, REVEREND RON - Schedule now!

Ron & Co get a lot of requests for appearances, weddings, seminars, meet & greets, and about anything else you can think of, so... We decided to just go ahead and make it official.

Book Ron or Team Lizard (including Amy and Bobby) for your events. Ron loves to speak (how well we know) about a variety of topics and would love to share some of his insights, revelations or general opinions with your group! Ron, Amy and Bobby are all available to travel straight to your hometown! Please email LizardLickEvents@gmail.com to check Ron’s schedule or book your event today!

Speaking of appearances...

Revelation Ron on TruTV Thursday Night

Catch Reverend Ron hosting TruTV's "World's Dumbest Drivers" at 9pm Thursday August 26th, 2010. This is going to be good! Heck he might even spot his next repo in this batch of clowns!!!

So what did the rest of the cast of WDD think about the "Ronisms"?
Find out now on TruTV. (new window)

SALVATION

My Mind Has A Grasp On A Memory It Refuses to Relinquish
I Search Feverishly For Its Meaning, Only to Uncover Planted
Answers Obscured with the Sanctimony of my Beliefs. I Invade
the Abysmal Chambers of my Existence, Driven by Fervid
Emotion, Trying to Unleash the Waves of Recollection so That the
Answers Flow Rapidly into My Minds Understanding, Barricaded
Corridors are All I Encounter, Each Island of Sanity that I Walk Upon
Fades Back Into my Sea of Insanity, I Have Become
Married to a False Ideology, I Willingly Adapted to the Mindset of Those
whom Seek not to Destroy me, Rather Control my Mental Anguish
by Twisting my Convictions into a Serene Lake of Deception
I Discover a Horrid Realization; I only seek the Paths of my Peers
So I Lay My Feet at the Head of the Dynasty of Destruction
My Solitude has Festered into a Plethora of Political Fallacies
Deceit of self Has become the Beacon of Enlightenment
Why Harness the Spirit of Salvation due to Jealous Overtones
For the Blinders of Self Gratification Steam with Intent
Supposed Leaders are Simply Misdirecting Puppeteers
Whose Strings have evolved into Nueces of Impalement
Take Heed on the Concourse of Rapidly Approaching Statues
For the Realization of Direction by Those Who Lead
Have Simply become the Cliché Dead End of Endowment

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Lizard Lick Towing - Ron Shirley

Deep in thought - Ron Shirley

Played! Mercedes Repo with Ron


	For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night (1 Thessalonians 5:2)


	When you are on the right path never look back--For What you were is Only a Shadow of what you are Now and what you are now Is only a Glimmer of what you will Become--

Mouthwash. Let's learn about this concept, Gabe.

The one and only sign!

Cool new fitted hats!

Notable socialists through the years...

Lizard Lick Towing with the Showgram on G105


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