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Repo Ron a.k.a. Revelation Ron, and now, REVEREND RON - Schedule now!

Ron & Co get a lot of requests for appearances, weddings, seminars, meet & greets, and about anything else you can think of, so... We decided to just go ahead and make it official.

Book Ron or Team Lizard (including Amy and Bobby) for your events. Ron loves to speak (how well we know) about a variety of topics and would love to share some of his insights, revelations or general opinions with your group! Ron, Amy and Bobby are all available to travel straight to your hometown! Please email LizardLickEvents@gmail.com to check Ron’s schedule or book your event today!

Speaking of appearances...

Revelation Ron on TruTV Thursday Night

Catch Reverend Ron hosting TruTV's "World's Dumbest Drivers" at 9pm Thursday August 26th, 2010. This is going to be good! Heck he might even spot his next repo in this batch of clowns!!!
 
So what did the rest of the cast of WDD think about the "Ronisms"?
Find out now on TruTV. (new window)
Renaissance Redneck

Bound

The silence screams, begging to be deciphered with the exploratory provocation of intellectual superiority
Seeking acceptance, thrashing feverishly for understanding, afraid of the informed sentimentality that lurks above
Trying to stay amidst the wavering line of societal and aesthetic acceptance
Only to stand complacent as the eschewing memory fades into and objective dissolution, pricking the senses
with an absolution of horror, allowing the thoughts that encompasses our mind to hone their dull blades of sophistication
Thus spewing their revolutionary ramblings and eclectic knowledge in a demeaning bravado of simplistic cliché’s
Forcing the select to shut us out with a brash catharsis of self-gratification
Shattering any window to the sublime
Prohibiting our spiritual journey to venture any further
Pounding us with a constant insurgence of intolerable hypocrisy, forcing complacency to seep inward, refracting the truth
Upstaging the utter objectivity of the soul
Now the devastating ironic abandonment trickles rapidly, forcing us to rage against humanity
Instantly we become frozen in the stare of terror, deliberately fracturing our thought process
so that we no longer navigate the mountains of mystery that had stemmed from our pre-destined biases
The infusion of utter chaos has begun to crawl into the crevices of our creativity
Dissipating the minds limits and encompassing our mystic wanderings
Until suddenly the dawns morning darkness breaks, and our eyes are filled vibrantly with blindness
So now what lies before us are merely shadows of our re-shapen destiny
Hence rebellion becomes simply a perpetrator of sarcasm
The inner “Pursuit of Happiness” becomes nothing more than an island for the cultural elite
Descending into a muck of demagogic verse, never to escape the grasp of normalcy
Sequestering our pain, obscuring our knowledge
Now those that venture behind us on the transparent path of absolution are greeted
with the same devastating irony
Awake…Only to Sleep

Favorite Verses
Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the word of truth. (2 Timothy 2:15)
Dirt Verse of the Day
If we get a year from the 365 days it takes the earth to revolve around the sun, and we get a day from the 24 hours it takes the earth to make one rotation, then, in all the religions and cultures in the world, there are seven days in a week, where do we get the seven days from? Try Genesis chapter one, you will find it there---
Misc cool pics
  
Tree cutter gets clipped
Tree cutter gets clipped
 
Red on Red
Red on Red
 
The "All Worked Up" Hummer
The "All Worked Up" Hummer
 
Repo cutting up
Repo cutting up
 
Notable socialists through the years...
Notable socialists through the years...
 
Lizard Lick NC Repo Company Overview Graphic
LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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2605 Hwy 97 · Lizard Lick, NC 27591
919·365·4388
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