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The Hunt

Can you smell the stench of Death as its thickness engulfs with no regard the morning mist, the cool wind bristling down your neck, as its morbid and sudden ending vastly approaches,quitly without regard for gender, hovering silently above. Your mind restlessly contemplating the pletera of escape possibilities, eyes burning with desire trying to peer into the darkness, sweat beading off your brow as your heart flutters in an erythematic fashion to each second that drags by, trying to control your ramped breathing, so that you cannot be heard, or sensed. Your mind frantically racing over every detail, the situation intensifying at an unbearable rate, is your mind and body unified and readily prepared to stand unscathed in the face of adrenaline and still survive the encounter. As you prepare for the instantaneous outcome, and your eyes adjust with feverish blinking, trying desperately to see that which they have waited many moons to see but are not ready to encompass in plain view. The smell rises like a volcano, the time is at hand, and you face your foe on the battlefield of immortality, forever to leave your undaunted mark, or hide in shame. The sound of bones cracking echo through the trees, the leaves being tossed in torment, the blood splattered all about, your primal self takes the reins, your inner animal is unleashed to reek havoc about this sanctified ground, and your body erupts with a pro-evil moan, to let all those within hearing distance know that you have not succumb to the terror rather you are feasting in the victorious splatters of meat and death. So now can you smell the stench of death, it dwells inside of each of us, and soon many of us will be released unto the battle, to be a victim or a victor.

. I want to keep trying, despite failing.
Favorite Verses

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. (Matthew 7:1-2)
Dirt Verse of the Day
Haven't you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption--many things are meant to be viewd in awe but never held or owned--your life is one of those--stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish
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Now that's penmanship!
 
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Brian and the girls
 
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LLTR is a locally owned and operated towing and repo company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. LLTR specializes in repossession of all types of collateral and will track repo items anywhere. We repo cars, repo boats and generally anything that needs repossession! LLTR also provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. Lizard Lick Towing and recovery also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.
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