Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |