Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
