If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
