| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
