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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronism

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.