| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
