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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.