Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
