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Big Lizard Wisdom

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Favorite Verses

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.