| What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks. We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |