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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.