Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
