| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
