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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Favorite Verses

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood