| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
