Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.