| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
