| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
