Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
