| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
