| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
