| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
