Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
