| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
