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Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Favorite Verses

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away