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Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.