Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.