Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.