Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
