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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronism

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.