| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
