| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
