Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Dirt Word

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.