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Big Lizard Wisdom

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronism

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.