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Big Lizard Wisdom

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker