Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Favorite Verses

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Dirt Word

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronism

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.