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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Ronosophy

Never underestimate the power of prayer.