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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Ronism

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronosophy

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.