If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
A broken clock is even right twice a day
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.