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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell