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Big Lizard Wisdom

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Favorite Verses

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Dirt Word

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Ronism

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.