| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
