| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
