| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
