Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Favorite Verses

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Dirt Word

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronism

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronosophy

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.