| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
