Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Favorite Verses

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Dirt Word

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronism

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronosophy

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.