| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.