| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
