Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
