| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs