If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
