| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
