If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
