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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Dirt Word

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.