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Big Lizard Wisdom

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Favorite Verses

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.