| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
