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Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronism

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.