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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Ronosophy

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.