Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
