If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
