| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |