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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Dirt Word

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronism

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.