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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.