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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Dirt Word

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.