Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”