Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.