| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.