| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
