| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
