I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
