| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
