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Big Lizard Wisdom

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Favorite Verses

Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there.  The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are.

Dirt Word

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.