|When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.|
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
|“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.|
|Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.|