| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
