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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Dirt Word

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronism

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.