| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
