| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
