| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
