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Big Lizard Wisdom

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronism

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronosophy

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.