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Big Lizard Wisdom

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.