| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
