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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live