| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
