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Big Lizard Wisdom

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Favorite Verses

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.