Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
