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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronism

When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left.  Don’t let what’s left defeat you.

Ronosophy

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas