| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.