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Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Dirt Word

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.