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Big Lizard Wisdom

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.