Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |