Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

Favorite Verses

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.