Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

The eyes of a child see through the hurt of a word and the sting of an angry hand. But the heart of child once broken start to affect their sight.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair