Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Favorite Verses

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Dirt Word

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronism

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.