I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
