| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
