| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
