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Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Dirt Word

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.