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Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronosophy

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.