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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Dirt Word

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.