| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
