| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
