| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
