Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
