| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
