| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
