Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Favorite Verses

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Dirt Word

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.