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Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Ronism

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronosophy

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.