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Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronism

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Ronosophy

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.