Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.


The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.


I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.