| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
