There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
