| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
