| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
