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Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Dirt Word

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.