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Big Lizard Wisdom

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Favorite Verses

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Dirt Word

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty