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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Dirt Word

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronism

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronosophy

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.