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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Ronosophy

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.