Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.