If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
