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Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Dirt Word

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.