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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronism

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.