There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
