| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
