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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars