I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
