Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5