| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
