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Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Dirt Word

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Ronism

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronosophy

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.