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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Favorite Verses

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.

Dirt Word

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?