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Big Lizard Wisdom

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronism

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Ronosophy

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.