| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
