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Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.