Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronosophy

True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character