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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.