You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
