I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
