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Big Lizard Wisdom

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Favorite Verses

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt