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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Dirt Word

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.