| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
