| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
