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Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronism

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.