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Big Lizard Wisdom

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Favorite Verses

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Dirt Word

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.