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Big Lizard Wisdom

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Favorite Verses

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.