| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
