The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
