| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
