| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
