Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.