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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Dirt Word

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?