| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
