| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
