Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’


Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.


Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.