| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
