When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
