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Big Lizard Wisdom

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronism

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either