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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8