|You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.|
|In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.|
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
|When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.|