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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.”  John 14:6

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.