| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
