| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
