| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.