Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |