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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Dirt Word

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?