| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
