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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronism

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronosophy

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.