| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
