So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
