| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
