Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward