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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronosophy

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.