Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
