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Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?