Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.