If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
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