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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.