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Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Dirt Word

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.