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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Dirt Word

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronism

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Ronosophy

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7