Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronism

“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.”  John 14:6

Ronosophy

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave