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Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.