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Big Lizard Wisdom

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Favorite Verses

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Dirt Word

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronism

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.