Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
