Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Favorite Verses

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.

Ronosophy

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.