Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |