I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
