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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Favorite Verses

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Dirt Word

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronism

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronosophy

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.