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Big Lizard Wisdom

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Favorite Verses

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.