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Big Lizard Wisdom

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.