| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
