Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronism

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronosophy

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living