When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love
