Big Lizard Wisdom

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.


When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.


If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?