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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronism

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Ronosophy

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.