| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
