| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
