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Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronism

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.