| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
