Big Lizard Wisdom

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.


I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.


Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.