| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
