Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Dirt Word

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.