Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
