| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
