Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
