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Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you.

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.