How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
