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Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronosophy

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.