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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Favorite Verses

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Dirt Word

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronism

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronosophy

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.