| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
You wanna win her life then make her your world
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
