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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.