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Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Dirt Word

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronism

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Ronosophy

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.