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Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Favorite Verses

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Dirt Word

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.