| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
