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Big Lizard Wisdom

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Favorite Verses

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.