If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
