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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left.  Don’t let what’s left defeat you.

Dirt Word

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronism

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.