You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
