| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
