| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
