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Big Lizard Wisdom

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Ronism

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?