One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
