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Big Lizard Wisdom

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.