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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.