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Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.