| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
