| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
