|All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.|
|Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you.|
|That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.|
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
|Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.|