I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
|If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?|
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
|News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough.|