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Big Lizard Wisdom

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Ronism

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.