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If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |