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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronism

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Ronosophy

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right