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I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
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| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |