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Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Dirt Word

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Ronism

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.