| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
