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| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |