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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Dirt Word

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.