| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
