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Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.


We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.


Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.