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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Favorite Verses

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronism

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.