Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
