Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |