|Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.|
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
|If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.|
|I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.|
|In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.|