Celebrity Fans

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Favorite Verses

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking