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Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Dirt Word

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?


It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.


I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?