If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking