|Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance.|
|Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.|
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
|You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.|
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.