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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Ronism

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?