Celebrity Fans
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.