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Big Lizard Wisdom

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Favorite Verses

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Dirt Word

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either


It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t


If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.