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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Ronism

We view peoples portraits painted with the shattered blood stained brushes of their defeats and pain and losses rather than taking time to view the artist.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.