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Big Lizard Wisdom

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Favorite Verses

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.

Dirt Word

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.


Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.


When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.