The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
