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Big Lizard Wisdom

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Favorite Verses

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.


Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.


Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words