You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
