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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.