Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
