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Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load


Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.


When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see