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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Favorite Verses

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty