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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.