| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
