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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Big Lizard Wisdom

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Favorite Verses

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.