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Big Lizard Wisdom

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Ronism

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronosophy

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.