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Big Lizard Wisdom

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronism

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronosophy

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right