Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.