| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |