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Big Lizard Wisdom

“Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil. For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.” Psalm 37:7-9

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all