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Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronism

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Ronosophy

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.