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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Dirt Word

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronism

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronosophy

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.