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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

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Big Lizard Wisdom

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Favorite Verses

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronism

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?