| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
