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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

Email: Ron Slone ronslone@att.net
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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronosophy

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it