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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

With God all things are possible, not easy