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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Favorite Verses

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.