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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

Email: Ron Slone ronslone@att.net
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Big Lizard Wisdom

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Ronism

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronosophy

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.