| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.