| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
You will never be able to come what you were destined to be unless you let go of what you are now
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
