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Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronosophy

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.