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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronism

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle