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Big Lizard Wisdom

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Ronism

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.