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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Favorite Verses

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.

Dirt Word

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronism

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronosophy

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.