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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Favorite Verses

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.