| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
