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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronism

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Ronosophy

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.