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Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronism

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronosophy

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.