Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |