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Big Lizard Wisdom

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Favorite Verses

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Dirt Word

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronism

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronosophy

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.