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Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

Today you can be a problem or solve a problem.  That’s a choice only you can make.  Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference.

Ronosophy

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.