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Big Lizard Wisdom

Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown.  What good does it do?

Favorite Verses

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronosophy

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.