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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Dirt Word

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronism

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently