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Big Lizard Wisdom

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.