Upcoming Lick Events

more events  

Now Available wherever books and Ebooks are sold!

Hire us to come to your event!

Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

Come visit.

Brand New YOUTUBE channel with everyday footage!

Download the "Lick Life" EP on itunes today!

Follow The Lick on ALL Social Media

ONE-OF-A-KIND ORIGINAL OFFICIAL LIZARD LICK MERCH

Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

Email: Ron Slone ronslone@att.net
Website: chaoticcat.com

  • Meet Botha Kung Foo
  • Get some Updates on What's next
  • Amy's Scare Cam

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.

Favorite Verses

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.