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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Favorite Verses

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell