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Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.