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Big Lizard Wisdom

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.