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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Favorite Verses

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.