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Big Lizard Wisdom

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Favorite Verses

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Dirt Word

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.