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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronism

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronosophy

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America