| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
