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Big Lizard Wisdom

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronosophy

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.