Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently