| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.