| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |