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Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.