When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
