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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

Email: Ron Slone ronslone@att.net
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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.

Dirt Word

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.