Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
