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Big Lizard Wisdom

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Favorite Verses

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?