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Big Lizard Wisdom

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronism

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.