| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |