| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
