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Big Lizard Wisdom

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Favorite Verses

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Dirt Word

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.