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Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Dirt Word

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronism

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.