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Big Lizard Wisdom

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.