Why is bra singular and panties plural?
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
