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Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.