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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Dirt Word

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them