| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.