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Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Favorite Verses

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.

Dirt Word

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet