You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
