Big Lizard Wisdom
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
|I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
|Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.