Big Lizard Wisdom
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Favorite Verses
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Dirt Word
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
Ronism
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
Ronosophy
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
