I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing. |
I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.