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Big Lizard Wisdom

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronosophy

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.