Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
