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Big Lizard Wisdom

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.