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Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronism

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronosophy

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.