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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.