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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Favorite Verses

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Dirt Word

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.