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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose?

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.