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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.