Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
|You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.|
|When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.|
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
|You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.|