Big Lizard Wisdom

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Favorite Verses

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Dirt Word

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.