Big Lizard Wisdom

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.


Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are


All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.