Big Lizard Wisdom

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronism

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses