Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.


What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?


You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.