Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.

Ronosophy

When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free.