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A broken clock is even right twice a day

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.