Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Ronism

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronosophy

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.