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You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.