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If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

“If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.