|I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.|
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
|Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.|
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.