Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?