Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2