I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
