| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |
