| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |