Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Dirt Word

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Ronism

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronosophy

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.