Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear