Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronosophy

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.