| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |