Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronosophy

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.