Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
