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Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.


I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.


Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.