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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Favorite Verses

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.