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Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Ronosophy

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.