| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
