| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
