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Big Lizard Wisdom

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronism

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronosophy

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.