The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
