Sign Up for the Newsletter

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking

Favorite Verses

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.


The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.


My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.