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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Ronosophy

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?