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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronosophy

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.