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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.