At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |