At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live