| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| “Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22 |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |