At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island