At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.