At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |