When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world