At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |