| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.