At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love