At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile