At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet