At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.