| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.