At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |