At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes