At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently