I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |