At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.