At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
A broken clock is even right twice a day