At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.