At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath