At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |