I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |