At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.