30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
