Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
|Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.|
|Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.|
|“If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9|
|If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.|