Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
|I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot.|
|Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.|
|When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.|
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.