| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!