Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.