| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather