Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |