Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronism

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Ronosophy

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.