Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.