Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it