Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.