Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronism

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronosophy

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.