Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.