Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |