Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most look back at their life and  its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronosophy

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.