Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.