Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronism

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronosophy

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.