Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |