Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |