Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Favorite Verses

God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronosophy

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.