Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |