Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.