Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Dirt Word

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

Ronism

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronosophy

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.