Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.