Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either