Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.