| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |