Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?