Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t