Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronosophy

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.