Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |