Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronism

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.