Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.