Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |