Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.