Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |