| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |