Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.