Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either