Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |