Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Favorite Verses

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!