Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose