Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.