| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.