Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |