Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.