| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load