| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.