Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” James 4:8
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |