Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load