Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Dirt Word

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?