Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Favorite Verses

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Dirt Word

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.