Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Dirt Word

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronism

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Ronosophy

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.