Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |