Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |