Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronosophy

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.