Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?