Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |