| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |