A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it