Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Ronism

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronosophy

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.