Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.