Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?