Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?