| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs