Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |