Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronosophy

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.