Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronism

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really