| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |