Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.