Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |