Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |