Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Favorite Verses

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?