Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.