Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |