Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.