Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronosophy

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die