Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it