Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |