Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |