Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronism

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.