Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronism

Today is new.  Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely.

Ronosophy

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.