Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronism

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronosophy

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.