Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Favorite Verses

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.