We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?