TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.