| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. | 
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. | 
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 | 
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |