TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |