TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |