Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?