| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |