Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.