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Big Lizard Wisdom

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Favorite Verses

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Dirt Word

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?