I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds