| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |