30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Favorite Verses

Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown.  What good does it do?

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronism

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Ronosophy

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.