30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.