30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronosophy

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.