30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |