30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.