TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronism

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronosophy

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.