They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |