| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |