Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

“Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22

Ronosophy

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.