| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |