Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember