World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |