Virginia State Fair – Doswell VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view.  But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first.

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronosophy

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.