Virginia State Fair – Doswell VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Ronism

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronosophy

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.