| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |