| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |