Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee