My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |