Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronism

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.