Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Favorite Verses

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath