Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Dirt Word

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronism

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Ronosophy

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.