Chief Logan Hunting and Fishing Expo – Logan WV

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Favorite Verses

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Dirt Word

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronism

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronosophy

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.