Martinsville Speedway

Martinsville Speedway photos with Amy!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.