Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |