| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |