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| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.