Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |